Doug Schlottman

Hey all.... After much nagging from Katie I am going to give a brief update of myself.

Ok where do I begin? After shopping around my talents to all (yes, including the expansion) of the NBA teams for my outstanding 3 point skills, I was finally forced to find a real line of work. It seems like nobody wanted to sign a 5'8" white boy to the team.

For the last 13 years I have been living in the Chicagoland area. I, like Mr. Marrier, found a girl over the internet. We have two kids, Rachel (23) and Arthur (17). We also have a beautiful granddaughter named Isabella and she just turned 2. So you are all now probably doing the math in your head and wondering how this is possible. I am sure the smarts ones will have figured out that these are my step children and that I did not have my first kid when I was 14 (or did I just live a secret life?).

I have been a truck driver now for the last 14 years and am currently working at a company that is only 1/2 mile from my house. I know I know, I suck. If I wasn't so lazy I could walk to work, but needless to say my gas expense is very little.

Hopefully one day I will make it to a professional poker player, but for now I don't have the bankroll to do it. Though it is a work in progress.

And that is a short update of what I am up to.