Janice Amundson (Anderson)

After spending a year and a half at DMLC I realized that being a WELS teacher or pastors wife was not what I was meant to do for the rest of my life. I transferred to Concordia St Paul where, coincidently, my now husband was a student. I got my BS in early childhood education and Tom, our daughter Megan and I moved to Northfield where I took a job teaching preschool. We moved to Fargo two years later with one more daughter Eliza. I couldn't find a job there so I went to Moorhead state and finished my elementary ed degree. In 1997 we moved to Tom's hometown of Elbow Lake and bought the local hardware store now named Project Central Hardware and Rental.I stayed home with my girls until they were both in school and then started working part time at the store. I have been working full time for a few years running the store and Tom is working at the family John Deere dealerships. Megan is now almost 16 and Eliza is 13. I have been on the school board for 3 years and hope to make it through one more election so I can hand diplomas to my daughters. If anyone is up in Lakes Country please let me know, it is always fun to leave town for a day.

Doug Schlottman

Hey all.... After much nagging from Katie I am going to give a brief update of myself.

Ok where do I begin? After shopping around my talents to all (yes, including the expansion) of the NBA teams for my outstanding 3 point skills, I was finally forced to find a real line of work. It seems like nobody wanted to sign a 5'8" white boy to the team.

For the last 13 years I have been living in the Chicagoland area. I, like Mr. Marrier, found a girl over the internet. We have two kids, Rachel (23) and Arthur (17). We also have a beautiful granddaughter named Isabella and she just turned 2. So you are all now probably doing the math in your head and wondering how this is possible. I am sure the smarts ones will have figured out that these are my step children and that I did not have my first kid when I was 14 (or did I just live a secret life?).

I have been a truck driver now for the last 14 years and am currently working at a company that is only 1/2 mile from my house. I know I know, I suck. If I wasn't so lazy I could walk to work, but needless to say my gas expense is very little.

Hopefully one day I will make it to a professional poker player, but for now I don't have the bankroll to do it. Though it is a work in progress.

And that is a short update of what I am up to.

Sarah Nutt (Stoerzinger)

Hello 1989 Grads!!!

I thought I'd take some time to update you about my family and me. I went to college at Inver Hills Community College and UW-River Falls. I graduated with a BS Degree in Elementary Education. While at River Falls I met my husband, Rob, who also graduated with a BS Degree in Education (Science). We married in the summer of 1996 and soon afterwards moved to cheese country: Green Bay. We both taught there, but then decided to move back to MN in 1999 to be closer to both of our family's. We decided to move to Lake City which is 15 miles southeast of Red Wing. Rob currently teaches middle school science in Lake City. I taught in Rochester for one year, but then was hired in Lake City at the elementary school. I decided to hang up my teaching hat and just be "Mom" for awhile. I am currently on a 3-year leave from my job. My days are filled, though, taking care of my three sons: Ben is 6, Sam is 4, and Tom is 1 1/2. I also do daycare in my home for other children as well. Life is never boring at my house!! If it ever does get boring, I savor those few moments because I know craziness can be around any corner.

Chris Marier

Chris graduated from UW-River Falls in 1993 with a BA in blah blah blah. Let's get to the good stuff, shall we?

How did Chris ever find a woman? Well, after many years of thinking I would be alone forever, Al Gore invented this thing called the Interweb. Yes, I met my wife Sally on the Internet in '98, on one of those dating services where the men outnumber the women 20 to 1. Fortunately, I could spell and used punctuation, so she picked me. After we both surmised neither of us was a 57-year-old male living in a basement surrounded by empty pizza boxes, we quickly realized we were made for each other. We were married in '99 and had two beautiful girls a few years later. Faith is 5 and Annelise is 2.

I have been employed by Marsden Building Maintenance for 17 years. My current title is Assistant Operations Manager. It is not exactly what I would call fulfilling or lucrative, and am currently working on blowing this pop stand. On the bright side, I come into contact with a wide variety of interesting people from many cultures. Did you know that you cannot communicate with foreigners simply by speaking English loudly? Yeah, that surprised me too.

Here are a few things about me that might shock you.
1) I cannot beat my daughter at Chutes 'n' Ladders. I've given nary a thought to the glory days when I was Champion for almost 20 years. Then you people started throwing e-mails around and the memories came flooding back. There are a few haters up in here who shall remain nameless and who want to call my legacy into question, and I figured I better brush up on my skills. Unfortunately, just like Icarus who flew too close to the sun, I would get oh so close to the finish and hit the dreaded #87 and come crashing down to #24. Cursed cookie jar!
2) The guy who was once obsessed with really naughty heavy metal groups like Slayer and Megadeth now leads the Middle School youth group at his church--not WELS and *gasp* not even Lutheran. We are with the Covenant denomination, which is like Lutheran, but more funky like Baptists.

That's all I can think of for now.

John Innes

Hi Everybody,

I graduated from St Cloud State in 1996 with a degree in TV & Radio production and minor in speech (Go Huskies). I've been married for 13 years to my wife Christa, we have one daughter Megan who is 9. I've worked in several fields including national television news, local radio, master of ceremonies for weddings, various parties and events. After college I traveled the country covering major news & sporting events including the Atlanta Olympics, hurricanes, shuttle landings, natural disasters, bombings, major trials, executions and everyone's favorite politics (the 2000 election rocked!) I still love photography (sorry to drag out the past with some of the pic's on the website, too bad! I'm still looking for pics from st croix, so I'll see what I can come up with keep checking the website for updates, good job Katie.) I keep myself busy with my wife & daughters busy schedule and mine also. I have a passion for all types of music, new and old technologies (remember the LP & audio tape) & troubleshooting audio, video & computers for friends and family. I am currently the multimedia/special events coordinator for the Joe Senser's Sports Theater chain in the Twin cities area based at our Bloomington location. www.sensers.com

Kari

Hi Everyone...okay, after much nagging from Katie here I am. (Just kidding Katie, I love you still). Anyways, I've been married for 16 years and have 2 great kids. Alex is soon to be 14 (in 16 days and counting according to her) and Parker is 11. As most of you know, Kevin and I own and operate Catch A Tan salons throughout the Twin Cities. I started working at Catch A Tan my senior year and ended up marrying my boss (hee,hee). We are fortunate to travel often and enjoy showing the kids new places.
http://www.catchatan.net/

Senior Class Wills

Senior Class Wills 1989

I, Janice Anderson, will to Andy Meelberg my car, but only if he drives slowly. To Adrian and Mark my Tears for Fears tape. To Jenny Putz her own postal service. To Eva Gaichas, my ability to make it through an entire song without stopping. To Kent Swanson all my clarinet reeds, and to Katy Liesner – no more Miss Beetle or her best friend and a new brother.

I, Eric Bullen, being of not so sound mind but of perfect body, will these insignificant things to these people. To the school: All the pieces of glass I have ever broken so they can recycle it to get some profit. To Tom Marier: The nickname of “Fade-away” ad all of the glory that goes with it. To anyone in the junior class: My ability to make everyone smile and laugh. We all know how terrible it will be here without us (the class of 1989!)

I, Gretchen Busch, hereby will to Lisa Winters tolerance for “you-know-who” and certain swimmer type boys who act like jerks, to Matt Peterson I leave a pair of glasses so he may bring laughter to many by acting “feminine”, even when I =’m gone. To Adrian Caauwe I leave all my dreams to never grow up and the ability to always find Waldo. Katy Liesner will get all my memories of Miss Beetle. To Dan Campbell I leave as many “mousies” as he can handle. And last, but never least, my ability to deal with small children I leave to Kent Swanson – I hope you never have to use an incinerator.

I, Andrea Crossfield, will to all the girls on this years’ Varsity Basketball Cheerleading squad good luck next year and the ability to talk quieter about personal matters when you’re locker-room is right next to the guys. I will to Tim Schwartz more luck in Snow-Fest next year. I will the ’90 Shield staff many long hours working in the “closet”. I will the JV boys basketball team a new person to “harass” by yelling her name in a weird way. I will do Dan Campbell the luxury of not driving a carpool and good lunch in getting the motor cycle that he wants.

I, Jennifer Dale, will to Andreia Baake my senior/section leader spot in Croixaliers. I also will all of my patience and strength to endure choir. I will to Lisa Ann Winters all of the “pond scum” I’ve come across in the past four years! Enjoy! I will to Adrian Caauwe all the half eaten tacos in the world! I will to Mr. Everts my Minnesotan accent P-O-N-D not P-A-W-N-E-D!

I, Bradley Donaldson, will to John Strutt my love for head banging and my long hair. I will to Mr. Kassulke my great taste in music. I will to Chip Owens my uncanny ability to take Latin tests without studying and still get good grades and also to face translating every day. And I ill to Tim Schwartz all the strength and sanity he’ll need to survive Latin III.

I, Allysen Marie Jessica Elizabeth Dummer, being of sound mind and not so sound body, do hereby will to Andreia Baake the ability to use the Law of the Universe any time she sees fit. And to Mr. Kassulke, the remembrance of having half-way decent trumpeters. If you think it’s bad now, wait 'til next year! And to John Mahrt I will some of my coordination so that if he makes it into the musical his senior year he can at least lead.

I, Sean Grasz, bequeath to Katy Liesner all the songs she ever wants to accompany in choir. To Andreia my ability to procrastinate when it comes to piano competitions and all my taco Sanchez jokes. To my cousin David my outgoing spirit. And to Jon Mahrt my ability to two-step.

I, Liz Gullickson, will to Arian Caauwe – the ability to know how many minutes are left in art. To Katy Liesner – all the paper dolls, teddy grams, and heart stickers in the world also I give Katy the ability to not use her hands to turn pages while playing the piano. And to have fun with Bull and Bonkers after I’m gone.

I, Ross Hansen, will to nobody, nothing. Find what you want by yourself. Don’t be a mock off everybody (snuff you most of all).

I, Laura Heemeyer, will to Katy Liesner the best friend, the ability to make it through ALL of next year without going insane, I’m gonna miss ya! To Leslie Sell, the challenge to find a bowling alley that does not have league night EVERY night and then when you finally succeed, the ability to not drop the ball while attempting to maybe get a strike not a gutter ball. Good Luck! To Georgeanne Henrich, the ability make it through one day as happy as you were the night before, the ability to stay calm during those heated arguments, and the ability to make your Senior year the best. Good Luck in everything you do! And to my three bosom buddies, you know who you are and you know what you get.

I, Gerry Hendrickson, will to the junior class the tradition of lunch chats – have as much fun with them as we did. To anyone else who wants it, the ability to skip as much school and not get caught (very often). And the rest of the lunch chat chums –me Jen will see you at the wedding (j/k).

I, Nathan Hochmuth, being of sort of sound mind do will the following items: To Pastor Huebner and Pastor Zell, I leave my Bible to be divided up equally between them, but only if they keep up to date with Project New Testament. My squirt gun I leave to Mr. Lequia and to Mr. Panning I leave my baseball mitt and hat. To the underclassmen I leave all my textbooks and writing utensils. The rest of my possessions are to be gathered together and burned, or hauled to Ethiopia let them have a free-for-all.

I, Kim Hoepner, will Missy Adams my volleyball skills especially keeping the book.

I, John Innes, being of sound mind and body, do solemnly bequeath the following possessions: To Kim Detsch my life supply of Vivarin and Mountain Dew. To John Longindyke my ability to take great pictures of endless and very BORING S.C. events. To Tim G. Chad H. Dave N. Jerry, and Don my great ability to get choice seats to any and every concert and sell them for lots of $. To Scott Roepke, my camera that you still haven’t understood how to work. To the pond of St. Croix I give my special edition 1980 Monte Carlo with five cylinders Engine R.I.P.

I, Mike Jeseritz, being sound of mind (damage) leave to Dan Campbell – my ability to have compassion on freshmen (we were all there at one time or another). To Craig Peterson my ability to put up with Greg Michael. To everyone else – the ability to write me at college. And last but not least Jenny Putz – a THANK YOU, for the ability to see beauty in and through your eyes. Good Luck to everyone next year!

I, Jana Just, am going to will my height to Jessica Pieper and my Algebra skills to Shari Waldschmidt.

I, Kirsten Just, will my brother Tim the use of the car every day next year without any difficulties.

I, Dean Kaminski, with an unsound mind (because of school) and a body to match leave to Craig Peterson – the ability to “put it” anywhere he wants, Adam Less – a S. Stallone doll, A.P., J.P., and A.S. – laughs! Dan Campbell – all my “girls”, and good luck to the rest of the school.

I, Scott Kaminski, will my good looks to the Junior class boys (they need it), laugh to the entire school, and the chicken pox to the faculty.

I, Scott Lewis, having no mind at all will everything (except Michelle) to everyone.

I, Jennifer Lindemann, will to Andreia Baake, all the chocolate chip cake and chocolate chip frosting in the world – Please control yourself!!

I, Chris Marier, being of unsound mind and body, will absolutely nothing to nobody. It’s my stuff, and I don’t see why I should give it away. Besides, wills are for dead people and I’m not dead, nor am I dying.

I, Michelle McKenzy, will only this one thing: to Adam Less and Matt Peterson respect and decent behavior.

I, Marc Meier, being of unsound mind and physically unfit body, do hereby give away all my possessions. To Mike Noonan I leave my stylish new track shoes and my pair of red ear muffs. To Jim Kluth, I leave the top spot on the managerial staff of the track team and also my winter coat with matching hat, gloves, and sweater. To Chris Letterman I leave a pair of red and white socks to wear to track meets. To Dan Campbell I give my leaking sunroof, stolen radio, bald tires, broken door lock, and any of the other good things you want off my car. To Jessica Schindeldecker I give all my coloring books and my new box of 64 crayons (with a built in sharpener). To Adrian Caauwe I give my cap gun and my rubber knife. To Matt Pearson I leave my calculator silly putty, chutes and ladders board, dinasourspoans, squirt gun, Sylvester pencil topper, super balls, and all the rest of my toys. To Debbie Haberkorn I leave my back row seat in choir. To Rick Goplen I leave my Spanish book, worksheets, charts, notes, cheat sheets, all my Spanish skills, my back seat in class, and anything else that will help you get a better grade in that class. And last and certainly least, To Kent Swanson – NOTHING!!

I, David Miller, do solemnly bequeath the following possessions: To Adrian Caauwe my ambition to become a Garbologist. To Allysen my good driving skill. To John Strutt my ability to make parents think that I’m an innocent little boy. To Pastor Zell my caring heart towards my fellow classmates. To Mr. Schlawin a lifetime supply of gum chewers. To Snickers my recipe for Rumballs. And finally to St. Croix Lutheran Minimum Security Prison – a bulldozer (MAY YOU REST IN PEACE!).

I, Jody Mueller, will to Tim Just the ability to notice all padidels before anyone else. To Katy Liesner – sanity for one more year, fun trips to the cabin for 2 more years, and just plain strength for at least 3 more years! Good Luck Katie (1-2-3)!! To George my will power to plug-on in all she does!! (And the ability to not trip over 3rd base!)

I, Katie Neikirk, hereby will to my Love Bubble a way to stay happy through St. Croix, to Brian Schmelling, carrots. To Greg Stier my great high paying job at OCB. To Katy Liesner all the rain slickers to keep you dry and our Katy(ie) hugs to live forever in your heart. To my sister Sarah all the massive amounts of money I had during basketball season so I didn’t starve waiting for practice, and my letter jacket – maybe it will fall apart next year. And to Kent Swanson I will my wonderful bball and track talents, the ability to get my medals, just like me, right? And Never to give up!

I, Kari Orf, being of sound mind, and body hereby will to the following: To Lisa Lystad (a.k.a. Ugly)—the ability to have a good time in cheerleading no matter what the consequences. To Andy Meelberg – Oh shucks Andy, I forgot! J/K, you can have my typewriter, heaven knows you need the practice. To Dan Campbell – any Stephen King book that I’ll ever own. To Missy Adams – (a.k.a. Muffy) - my dizzy blond hair that perfectly fits your personality and your chipmunk laugh.

I, Trisha Peterson, being of sound body and somewhat sound mind will to Cindy Anderson my seat in Spanish class – sleep well in it (I know I did). To Sandie Illi I will the Courier (I hope you like deadlines – Good Luck!) To Mr. Hansen and Pastor Huebner I will the ability to know what’s going on with the newspaper. To Corinne Humann I will a continued spot in Croixaliers (so you can see your boyfriend at Choralfest again next year). And to Chris – Good Luck with your Bass, you’ll make a good musician or a good counselor whichever you decide to be.

I, Dana Redding, will to Meredith my toe shoes, to Shannon all my magazines and walkman, to Cyndi a better understanding of “Espanol” next year, and to “Monique” my blonde hair.

I, Matt Rindal, give to Rick the key to my office and a lifetime supply to office paper. To Dan and Brian I leave one huge Jack-O-Lantern for decorating purposes. To Miss Arndt I leave my Guns and Roses CD’s, so there will be some real music coming out of detention room next year.

I, Joe Roberts, being of sound mind and body do hereby bestow upon the following peoples my riches and wisdom. To my brother Aaron my squirt gun collection, may he use it in the best of health. To Brian Spanovich my super driving skills; may he use it in the best of health. To Brian Spanovich my superb driving skills; may he never get another ticket. To Becca Zarn my raincoat, may she never be drenched again even though it isn’t raining. To Mr. Stueber my taste in clothes, may he never wear another one of those ties. To Sheri Waldschmitt sun tan lotion may she never burn certain parts of her anatomy while tanning. To the rest of the faculty a short goodbye an so long.

I, Scott Roepke, will my old by great jacket to Katy L. who owes me a jacket. I will my nickname “Paudy” to Paul S. for calling him Paulsey. And I will my car to the highest bidder. No more than $5,000.

I, Doug Schlottman, will to Jeff Hadler my ability to beat Jim Kluth in golf. I will to Beth Staab the ability to make more money at what she does. And I will to Jim Kluth the ability to get along with Mr. Oldfield.

I, Debbie Schultz, will to my cousin Jenny Bents, my short stature and quiet nature. She needs my quiet nature. To Andreia Baake or Lisa Lystad the position of Head Typist – have fun getting the Courier typed in 3 days. To Cindy Anderson my seat in Spanish or my A whichever you want you can have. To Shannon Hayes, our youth group leader, make sure he drives slowly and safely!

I, Jonathan Stadler, being of demented mind and partially fit body, do hereby will to the following people the according things: To Christina, my sister, the ability to successfully T.P. without ever incurring bodily injury. To Brian Schmeling, the prized air guitar that was willed to me by Jeff. It’s best to keep it in the family! Thanks for the use Jeff! To the faculty, my sympathies. Just as you thought you were finally getting rid of a Stadler, another one is on the way! To Johanna Walters, a complimentary ice down on the house! To Mike Jeseritz, the hope that you’ll never face a long, cold winter! They’re no fun!! To the lunch ladies my gratitude for relieving me of the chore of having to brown bag it for two years! To Brian Strojny, a can of SPAM in times of emergency and a hair band for putting your hair in a pony tail whenever you feel the desire to be like bono. To all Pre-Calculus and Calculus students, the ability to understand and comprehend exactly what the teachers are saying. You’ve got to be quick, though, or the concepts will get out of reach before you know it! They really fly! And finally, to all Latin II students, my list of Latin alliterations and Latin phrases for passing the time during lessons on Irregular Verbs, Desponent Verbs, Infinitives, and Participles!!

I, Sarah Stoerzinger, will to Andy M. the rest of my notebooks so that he can use them for little cheat sheets in Spanish next year. To Rox J. I will a years supply of my Rose Quartz.

I, Brian Strojny, being of unsound mind and body do will the following items to the following: Not-so-deserving people: all the stuff I stole from the science room back to Mr. Everts. All my squirt guns to Mr. Lequia. The bird on my left hand to Mr Stueber. All my toilet paper to Pastor Heubner (I’ll deliver it). My left one to Jon. My Spanish book to “Hot-Rod”. My 5-star notebook to Tom. My ability to smile to Mrs. Miller, and my condolences to the rest of you sorry underclassmen who are stuck here for the rest of your lives!!

I, Brad Wildman, being of sound mind and body hereby bequeath all my trombone playing ability to Mike Jeseritz. To Jon Stadler I give my ability to keep a balanced checkbook and not bounce checks, and to Scott Roepke I leave my favorite golf ball – (I hope he doesn’t hit a house with it). To Chip Owens I give patience and knowledge so he will be able to throw over 120 feet next year.

I, Becca Zarn, will Anna, Shannon, and Joni everything that is in my bag.

Katie Schletty (Neikirk)

I graduated from college at Concordia St. Paul with a PE, Health, and Coaching degree and soon realized I was not going to get a job with just a PE degree, so I went on to the U of MN to get my Masters in Education with a concentration in developmental adapted phy. ed. I currently work part time in the Farmington School District teaching adapted phy. ed. with the special ed. students. It is never a dull day.

I was married in 1995 to Dave and have 3 children ages 8, 6, and 3.

I keep myself busy with the 3 little pigs at home, running, playing volleyball, and trying desperately to keep my house clean.

Stacey Forster (Looney)

Stacey escaped the halls of St. Croix Lutheran with Julianne and graduated from Stillwater Senior High, but their fondest memories are still from St. Croix.

She then, quite by coincidence, was accepted to one of the biggest party schools in the country at the time, Stout. This fact was not known to her at the time of enrollment. Here she experienced her first "kegger in the basement of a stinky house" party and found this was the place for her. She spent five years and two summers and managed to graduate with a BA in Business- no one is really sure how she managed that.

Kicking and screaming, she left Menomonie and moved to downtown Minneapolis where she spent the next 4 years single in the city working in HR. Finally found a good guy, took another 4 years to convince him to marry her which brings us to 2001.

Since then, married 7 years, 2 girls ages 6 and 3 and found the best job ever, no job.

Welcome to the St. Croix Class Reunion Web Site. Feel free to email Kari, Sarah, Stacey, or me if you would like anything posted on the blog, such as family pictures, current information, etc. Check back often for new posts, comments, pictures, and information on the reunion.

The Jeanne Dixon 1989 Senior Prophecies

Written in one of the last St. Croix Couriers of our Senior year.

The Jeanne Dixon 1989 Senior Prophecies

These predictions and prophecies were uncovered a mere two months ago in a US History textbook (among other memorabilia Mr. Stueber’s class of classes). They were dated June 5, 1969. As with many of Jeanne Dixon’s predictions, they should be taken as seriously as her predictions that space aliens would invade the earth and inhabit Imelda Marcos’s shoe closet or that the entire Senior class would pay class dues. With that in mind, here are the prophecies for the Class of 1989. . . .

Janice Anderson: wins the Championship title of the National Jell-O Gelatin Jell-O snarfing Competition, yet in all of her training she only gains one pound. She then wins the 1995 Miss Photogenic Titles for her outstanding morning poses.

JC Bergmann: is put in the Guinness Book of Records for his amazing balloon display (a replica of Mr. Stueber’s prize dog fish). He enters the stock market where he is a smashing success.

Mike Buffington: undergoes a sudden and violent transformation into the ultra-conservative middle class Republican businessman. But, when no one is looking, he still occasionally wears that one Judas Priest shirt.

Eric Bullen: becomes a professional basketball player, but unfortunately goes into debt because he owes the NBA for all of the blackboards he has shattered.

Gretchen Busch: eventually makes her way out to California and lives the single life while looking for that perfect Hari Krishna.

Joe Cogger: becomes a Highway patrolman so he can cruise at any speed he wants and give others speeding tickets. He then retires and makes a name for himself restoring older cars with his specialty being Pintos and Novas.

Andrea Crossfield: spends the rest of her life looking for the items on the Old Country Buffet menu which she had hoped to order from years ago.

Jenny Dale: becomes founder and life-long member of the Amazonian League for the Domination of Men by Women. She is so effective that the E.R.M.A. (Equal Rights for Men Amendment) is ratified to protect men’s rights.

Brad Donaldson: begins a rigorous weight training program and eventually wins the Mr. Olympia title, all the while pursuing his music career with his band and going on tour with Monsters of Rock IV.

Allison Dummer: wins a Nobel Prize for her extensive work with fusion while in college. However, her next project is a complete failure when she is unable to stop or retard the rusting process of the family car.

Miss Everts: Starts her own line of Cornhuskers sportswear with messages written across the butt. She then moves to a rural area in Nebraska and becomes the county sheriff.

Sean Grasz: becomes an accomplished musician and shows off his talent at such distinguished places as Carnegie Hall, Radio City Music Hall, and Billy Bob’s Tobacco Spit Bar-B-Q and Piano Bar.

Liz Gullickson: joins a radical, terrorist animal rights group and is instrumental in putting Kentucky Fried Chicken out of business. She then settles down with her newly liberated chickens and raises tracheophytas.

Ross Hansen: After holding the Big Ten record batting average for intramural whiffleball, he is chosen to become the athletic director of the University of Iowa.

Laura Heemeyer: After visiting Germany, she finds that she likes it so much that she moves there permanently, marries a man named Klaus, and has two children, Gretel and Heinrich.

Gerry Hendrickson: becomes a world famous bell player for the London Symphony Orchestra, and finally reaches the pinnacle of his career by playing “The Smurf’s Theme” for the Queen of England.

Nate Hochmuth: becomes a religion teacher but is driven to insanity by an unruly kid, who turns out to be the son of Pastor Huebner. He later becomes a horse dentist and develops an incurable addiction to the video game “Q-Bert.”

Kim Hoepner: gets so many speeding tickets that her license is revoked until she is 89 years old.

John Innes: becomes a world-renowned photographer for the Photography Today and becomes the Surgeon General’s chief guinea pig used to study the adverse effects of mass quantities of caffeine on the body.

Mike Jeseritz: with his experience in track, Mike becomes a chiropractor who specializes in shin splints. However, after five years, he feels shins are not for him, so he goes back to school and realizes his true calling in life: gynecology.

Jana Just: after purchasing 40 acres of Oceanside real estate in Nevada, she establishes a chain of research centers to examine the problem of being incurably gullible.

Kirsten Just: recovers from the operation she had on her throat in time to start her new teaching position in Saskatchewan. Her favorite class to teach is a combination of Economics and Pre-Calculus and she continually visits St. Croix to get help and bug Mr. Stueber on his speech.

Dean and Scott Kaminski: become tag-team wrestlers for the AWA and hold the Championship belt for many years to come. Scott in the meantime becomes quite a lady’s man while Dean comes back to St. Croix and takes Mr. Everts up on the arm wrestling match. Who won? Who do you think!

Jin Krueger: becomes a professional stunt driver who specializes in doing fantastic and dangerous maneuvers with classic cars that spontaneously combust.

Nathan Kruse: becomes a world-class track star. He then enters politics and becomes Speaker of the House. He disappears when a scandal breaks out and later turns up on the island of Sicily as a mafia lord.

Scott Lewis: moves to Berkeley, California and becomes instrumental in reviving the hippie generation.

Jennifer Lindemann: becomes so accustomed to overseas visitors that she starts a boarding house that caters exclusively too foreign exchange students.

Michelle McKenzy: becomes head manager for Hot Dogs N’ More in Signal Hills. However, shortly thereafter she is fired for trying to incorporate a drive thru window there.

Chris Marier: becomes a script writer for ALF and the world’s largest Spork manufacturer and supplier. He formally introduces Tag Team Chutes N’ Ladders to the Olympics and becomes the first commissioner of the National Professional Chutes N’ Ladders Association.

Marc Meier: eventually grows a full beard and later shaves it into a goatee. He is chosen as the Gillette Co. TV spokesman.

Dave Miller: makes regular appearances on the Morton Downey Show and holds the record for inciting riots on the show. He is such a hit that the producers fire Mort and hire Dave as the new host.

Jody Mueller: goes on to play volleyball in the 1992 Olympics and frequently visits St. Croix to pester Mr. Stueber about his R’s.

Katie Neikirk: dyes her hair black and unsuccessfully tries to convince the world that she is not a blonde. She is chosen as the Colgate Poster Person because of her continuous smile.

Kari Orf: continues working at “Catch-A-Tan” for a while until she decides to start her own tanning parlor. However, for some reason, her “Tan-A-Hide parlor doesn’t seems to quite catch on.

Trisha Peterson: After struggling many years in the field of journalism, she finds a successful career as editor of a chain of tabloids, including the National Enquirer.

Dana Redding: overcomes her shyness, becomes a social fire cracker, and because of her social status, appears every other week in the National Enquirer.

Matt Rindal: becomes a hamster tail addict, tearing the tails off 5-6 hamsters a day, and is soon after arrested and put through treatment. Once recovered, he follows his life long ambition and becomes a lunch server for School District 197.

Joe Roberts: becomes divisional manger of the Menard’s chain in New Zealand and makes thermometers as a hobby.

Scott Roepke: moves to Ely, MN and makes a career out of apprehending cigarette stealers. Unfortunately, all he encounters are plaid flannel shirted, shotgun toting rednecks, so he becomes a DNR worker.

Doug Schlottman: fights for a spot on any NBA team that will take him. He is singed by the LA Clippers because of his outstanding 3 point shooting and perimeter shots. However, he is released one year later and starts PASCAL programming and faculty mimicking as his vocation.

Debbie Schultz: becomes a very successful teacher while on the weekends she takes up bodybuilding and becomes a female All Star wrestler by the name of Deb the Destroyer.

Jon Stadler: goes on to write Top 10 lists for David Letterman and eventually buy’s out all SPAM stocks and sells SPAM for $1.45 a can. However, he ends up bankrupt and because he still is paying for repairs on his Ford Escort when he cracked the block.

Sarah Stoerzinger: with her experience at the United Store, she moves to the Boundary Waters, builds a long cabin, and starts a camping equipment outfitting store.

Brian Strojny: starts and successfully operates a large car dealership with a wide variety of cars. However, he sells everything he has and spends the rest of his life tracking down Christine in hopes of retrieving her and putting an end to her reign of terror.

Brad Wildman: becomes an underground supplier of front row tickets to concerts until he is arrested and indicted for insider wristband trading. He is then sentenced to attend every concert in the US for one year with tickets for nosebleed seats

Becca Zarn: is caught with gum so many times before school is out that the graduation service is held in Room 11. Once out of St. Croix, she goes on to work for Bubble Yum, Inc. And stars in George Lucas’s latest flick, “Star Wars: Warrior Wookies”.